How do i go about joining the illuminati, Bilderbergers and other secret societies so i can control the world?

I ‘m getting bored in my life, and I need more power and i need to control the world.
Will the Illuminati and Bilderbergers and all those other secret societies accept me, and let me have a high rank?

If so, who can I talk to for an interview?

They call you, you don’t call them. Become somebody important to their cause and they will find you. However, they will watch and control you and your actions. You will control nothing. You have several ways for them to take notice. 1) You will can enter at ground level by running for mayor or something small to work your way up to governor. 2) get into Yale or something like that and study to become a lawyer or judge or something important like that. 3) Become filthy rich which will give you power to take control of something. 4) Work your way up to become the head of a mainstream media outlet.